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War On Drugs & Terror

The War On Drugs Brought In More Drugs

And The War On Terror Created More Terrorists.

Maybe Next Year We Can Have A War On “Money And Jobs”

And See Where It Goes.

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Kids Of This Generation

I Feel Sorry For The Kids Of This Generation,

They’ll Have Parents Who Know How To Check A Browser History.

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Wife Is Cute & Husband Is Honey

Wife Is Cute When She Is Mute!

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Husband Is Honey When He Gives Money!

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3 Drunk Guys & Taxi Driver

3 Drunk Guys Entered A Taxi.

The Taxi Driver Knew That They Were Drunk

So He Started The Engine & Turned It Off Again.

Then Said, “We Have Reached Your Destination”.

The 1st Guy Gave Him Money & The 2nd Guy Said “Thank You”.

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Follow Your Dreams

People Too Weak To Follow Their Own Dreams, Will Always Find A Way To Discourage Yours.

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You Were Hired

You were hired because you met expectations, you will be promoted if you can exceed them.

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We Live In The Age

We Live In The Age Of Guided Missiles And Misguided People.

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Beginning of Relationship

Do What You Did In The Beginning Of A Relationship And There Won’t Be An End.

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