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Wife’s Picture in Wallet

Been Married 20 Years, But I Still Carry My Wife’s Picture In My Wallet.

Whenever I Face Difficulties In Life, I Take Out My Wallet And Stare At Her Picture.

And It Comforts Me Knowing That…

If I Survived Being Married To This PSYCHO, I Can Survive Anything.

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Good Manners For Kids

The Hardest Job Kids Face Today Is Learning Good Manners Without Seeing Any.

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Arm-Wrestling

I Arm-Wrestled The Incredible Hulk Once.

The Loser Had To Paint Himself Green.

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Best Quote For Lovers

One Of The Best Quote For Lovers

Always Have BACKUP Before BREAKUP!!!

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Nothing Is Permanent In This World

Nothing Is Permanent In This Evil World, Not Even Our Troubles.

~ Charlie Chaplin

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Always Think Positive

Think POSITIVE: I fell down the stairs then said:

“WELL I GOT DOWN THOSE STAIRS FAST”.

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Listen To Your Elder’s Advice

Listen To Your Elder’s Advice, Not Because They Are Always Right

But Because They Have More Experiences Of Being Wrong.

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A Teacher

TEACHER: Harold, What Do You Call A Person Who Keeps On Talking When People Are No Longer Interested?

HAROLD: A Teacher

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