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Prayers Before Eating

TEACHER: Now, Simon, Tell Me Frankly, Do You Say Prayers Before Eating?

SIMON: No Sir, I Don’t Have To, My Mom Is A Good Cook!

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George Washington Chopped Down The Tree

TEACHER: George Washington Not Only Chopped Down His Father’s Cherry Tree,

But Also Admitted It. Now, Louie, Do You Know Why His Father Didn’t Punish Him?

LOUIS: Because George Still Had The Axe In His Hand!!!

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Height of Flirting

Height Of Flirting:

Writing A Love Letter With The Title As

“To Whom It May Concern”

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Always Have Two Girlfriends

A Solid Reason For Having Two Girl Friends At One Time:

Monopoly Is Always Damaging & Competition Improves Service!

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I Am Rich

Boy: Hi
Girl: What?

Boy: How Are You?
Girl: Do I Know You?

Boy: I’m Rich…
Girl: Oh!! I’m Layla 18 Years Old! Do U Wanna Go Out?
And BTW I Like Your Hair…

Boy: My Name Is Rich, And Yours??
Girl: Sorry I Don’t Talk To Boys!!!

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Love Quote

Superb Love Quote By A Broken Lover:

You Hurt Me More Than I Deserve!!!

It Is Just Because,

I Loved You More Than You Deserve!!!

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Arguing with Stupid People

Arguing With Stupid People Is Like Killing The Mosquito On Your Cheek,

You Might Or Might Not Kill It,

But You’ll End Up Slapping Yourself!!!

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Kangaroo Jump Higher Than Empire State Building

Q. Can A Kangaroo Jump Higher Than The Empire State Building?

A: Yes, Because The Empire State Building Can’t Jump!