English SMS Archive

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Arguing with Stupid People

Arguing With Stupid People Is Like Killing The Mosquito On Your Cheek,

You Might Or Might Not Kill It,

But You’ll End Up Slapping Yourself!!!

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Kangaroo Jump Higher Than Empire State Building

Q. Can A Kangaroo Jump Higher Than The Empire State Building?

A: Yes, Because The Empire State Building Can’t Jump!

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Cute Definition of Love

Cute Definition Of Love By A 5 Years Old Girl

“Love Is When Mom Makes Tea For Dad And Takes A Sip

Before Giving It To Him To Make Sure Its Fine.”

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Always Love Your Mother

Sakht Garmi Ki Waja se Jism se Paseena Behta Hai

Main ne Jub Ye Paseena Apni Biwi K Dupaty se Puncha To Us Ne Kaha:

Dupatta Ganda Na Kro

Jub Main ne Paseena “MAA” k Dupaty se puncha to “MAA” ne Kaha:

Ye Dupata Ganda hai Main Tujhe Saaf Deti Hun

“Always Love Your Mother”

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Mechanic & Heart Surgeon

A Mechanic Was Removing The Engine Parts From A Motorcycle,

When He Saw A Famous Heart Surgeon In His Shop He Called The Surgeon & Said:

“Look At This Engine, I Opened Its Heart, Took The Valves Out, Repaired & Put Them Back.

So Why Do I Get Such A Small Salary & You Get Huge Sum?”

The Doctor Smiled And Came Close To His Ear And Said,

TRY THE SAME WHEN THE ENGINE IS RUNNING!!!

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Life Ends When You Stop Dreaming

Life Ends When You Stop Dreaming,

Hope Ends When You Stop Believing,

And Love Ends When You Stop Caring!!!

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W.T.F. Dad

A Man Joined FACEBOOK

His Son Wrote On His Wall “W T F Dad”

Man Replied: What the hell, You’ve got no respect for me?

Kid Replied: Dad Chill, It Means “Welcome To Facebook”

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Past, Present & Future

Teacher Asks His Student To Give Example Of Three Sentence In The (Past, Present And Future)

Student : I Saw Your Daughter Yesterday (Past)

We Are In Love Now (Present)

And We Will Run Away Tomorrow (Future)

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