English SMS Archive

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Woman Is Completely Harmless

Woman Is Completely Harmless & Doesn’t Believe In Violence…
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Until Her Nail Polish Gets Dry…

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Say NO To Exams

It Takes 15 Trees To Produce The Amount Of Paper That We Use To Write One Exam

Join Us In Promoting The Noble Cause Of Saving Trees

SAY NO TO EXAMS!!!

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Special Offer For Students

Bring A Chit On Exam Day, Scratch And Show It To Your Nearest Teacher

And Win Free Trip To Principal’s Office And Enjoy 3 Years Vacation At Home!!!

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Behind Every Successful Man

Teacher: Behind Every Successful Man There Is A Woman.

What Do We Learn From This?

Student: We Should Stop Wasting Time Here In Studies And Find That WOMAN

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No Argument At Wedding Crowd

A Young Couple Were Having Their First Fight And It Was A Big One,

After A While, The Husband Said:

“When We Got Married, You Promised To Love, Honor N Obey”

His Bride Replied:

“I Know But I Didn’t Want To Start An Argument In Front Of All Those People At The Wedding”

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Wishing Well

A Couple Went To A Wishing Well.

Boy Bent Down, Threw A Coin And Made A Wish.

Girl Bent Down A Little More And Fell Into The Well.

Boy Shouted, “Abbay Teri – IT WORKS”

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When Someone Flirting with You

Dedicated To All Cute Girls

When Someone Is Flirting With U;
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Please Cooperate…!!!

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Two Secrets To Keep Relationships Stronger

Two Secrets To Keep Relationships Stronger

1. Whenever You Are Wrong – Admit It

2. Whenever You Are Right – Just Keep Quiet

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