English SMS Archive

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Happy Winter

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Its Not An Empty SMS,

Due To Heavy Fog You Can’t See The Words Actually 🙂

*** HAPPY WINTER ***

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Money Doesn’t Bring Happiness

Whoever Thinks Money Doesn’t Bring Happiness,

Transfer It To My Account Please 😛

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Black Boyfriend & Girlfriend In Romantic Mood

In Africa, A Black Boyfriend Asked His Black Girlfriend In A Very Dark Night, Near The Ocean,

In A Very Romantic Mood,

Darling
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ARE YOU THERE? 😀

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Nice Lines Said By A Father To His Child

Nice Lines Said By A Father To His Child:

Always Listen To My Advice, Not Because I Am Always Right,

But Because I Have More Experience Of Being Wrong.

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Free Chocolate For Future Husband

Child To The Sales Girl in A Sweet Shop:

Will You Marry Me When I Grow Up?

Girl Smiled & Said: YES!

Child: Can You Give Your Future Husband A Free Chocolate? 🙂

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Difference Between Orange And Apple

What Is The Difference Between Orange & Apple?

Color of Orange is ORANGE

But

Color Of Apple Is Not APPLE 😛

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Take Risk In Your Life

Take Risk In Your Life!

If You Win, You Can Lead People,

And If You Loose, You Can Guide People…

~ Adolf Hitler

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A Mother Thinks Twice

A Mother Always Thinks TWICE!

Once For Herself And Once For Her Child.

~ Happy Mothers Day ~