English SMS Archive

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You Have Enemies?

You have enemies? Good.

That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.

~ Winston Churchill

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Fastest Means Of Communication

THREE Fastest Means Of Communication:

1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell A Woman πŸ˜›

Still Needs Faster?

Tell Her NOT To Tell Anyone πŸ˜›

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Most Beautiful Saying About “Night”

The Most Beautiful Saying About Night By Famous English Writer William Shakespeare.
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GOOD NIGHT πŸ˜€

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Touch Your Heart, Close Your Eyes

Touch Your Heart

Close Your Eyes

Make A Wish

Say Good Night

Turn Off The Light

Sleep Quite Quite

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ZzzZZZzzZZZ

::: Sweet Dreams :::

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Doctor’s Prescription For You

Doctor’s Prescription For You!

A Cute Little Smile For Breakfast,

More Laughs For Lunch,

Lots Of Happiness For Dinner,

Doctor’s Fee?

An SMS When You’re Free πŸ™‚

:: Good Morning ::

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Dear Computer User

Dear Computer User,

I Do Appreciate Your Kind Attitude Towards The Keys 0f Keyboard,

But 0ne Question…

Why Do You Press All Keys Softly But Hit Me With All Your Power?

Yours Sincerely,
‘ENTER’ Key!

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Empty Stomach

An Empty Stomach Is Not A Good Adviser.

~ Albert Einstein

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Save Trees

Humans Are The Only Creature In This World Who Cut The Trees,

Make Paper From It,

And Then Write On It… SAVE TREES πŸ˜›

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