English SMS Archive


No Elevator To Success

There Is No Elevator To The Success,

You Have To Take The Stairs.


You Mean A Lot To Me

You Mean A Lot To Me,

And So Does Your Health And Happiness,

So Hereโ€™s A Wish To Say,

& Take Good Care Of Yourself (GET WELL SOON)


I Do Not Eat, Because I Think Of You

In The Morning I Do Not Eat Because I Think Of You,

At Noon I Do Not Eat Because I Think Of You,

In The Evening I Do Not Eat Because I Think Of You,

At Night I Do Not Sleep… Because I Am Hungry ๐Ÿ™


Ramzan Is Visiting You Soon

My Name Is SHABAN.

I Am Advising U That My Neighbour RAMZAN Will Be Visiting U Soon.

With His Wife ROZA & 2 Kids SEHRI & IFTAAR.

They Will Be Accompanied By 3 Grandchildren REHMAT, BARKAT & TOBA.

They Will Leave After 30 Days By EID Airlines.

Treasure Them & You Will Be Blessed, Insha Allah ๐Ÿ™‚

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Validity For Taking Food

Dear Friend,
Your Validity For Taking Food During The Day Time Has Expired.

Please Fast Next 30 Days To Resume Your Day Time Food.

Thank You For Eating.

Happy Ramzan ๐Ÿ™‚

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Goal In Life

โ€œA goal is not always meant to be reached; it often serves simply as something to aim at.โ€

~ Bruce Lee

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Wife Using Dual SIM Phone

Attention: Even If Your Wife Uses Dual Sim Phone, Save Both The Numbers Under One Name “Wife”

Never Save It As “Wife 1” And “Wife 2”.

Message From A Hospitalized Husband.

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You Promised To Behave

Mom: You Promised To Behave?

Kid: Yes Mom!

Mom: And I Promised To Punish You If You Didnโ€™t?

Kid: Yes, But Since I Broke Mine, You Donโ€™t Have To Keep Yours!!! ๐Ÿ˜›

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