English SMS Archive

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Degree of Girls

B.A. – Beautiful Angel

B.E. – Beautiful Eyes

B.Sc. – Beautiful Structure

B.Com – Beautiful Communication

M.B.A. – Married But Awesome!

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My Wife’s An Angel

First Guy Says, ‘My Wife’s An Angel!’

Second Guy Remarks, ‘You’re Lucky, Mine’s Still Alive.’

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Sent Angels To Watch Over You

Last Night I Sent An Angel To Watch Over You While You Were Sleeping

But It Came Back Early! So I Asked It Why?

It Said That Angels Don’t Watch Over Other Angels! 🙂

Good Morning

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Greatest Gift

The Greatest Gift You Can Give To Someone Is Your Time,

Because When You Give Your Time, You’re Giving Them A Portion Of Life That You Never Get Back.

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If I Could Give You One Thing

If I Could Give You One Thing In Life,

I Would Give You The Ability To See Yourself Through My Eyes,

Only Then Would You Realize How Special You Are To Me.

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Terrorist Killing People & Donkey

Two Terrorists Having Discussion In A Bar

The Waiter Asks Them What The Discussion Was About?

Terrorist: We Are Planning To Kill 14 Thousand People And A Donkey..

Waiter: Why A Donkey?

Then One Terrorist Says To The Other,

“See I Told You Nobody Will Care About The 14 Thousand People”

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I Was Fool When I Married You

After A Quarrel, A Wife Said To Her Husband,

“You Know, I Was A Fool When I Married You.”

The Husband Replied,

“Yes, Dear, But I Was In Love And Didn’t Notice.”

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A Woman’s Prayer

I Pray For:

Wisdom – To Understand A Man

Love – To Forgive Him And

Patience – For His Moods

Because If I Pray For Strength… I’ll Just Beat Him To Death

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