English SMS Archive


Relationship With Good Person

Relationship With Good Person Is Like SUGAR!

You Break It, Crush It, Squeeze It But Still You Will Get Only Sweetness.


Degree of Girls

B.A. – Beautiful Angel

B.E. – Beautiful Eyes

B.Sc. – Beautiful Structure

B.Com – Beautiful Communication

M.B.A. – Married But Awesome!

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My Wife’s An Angel

First Guy Says, ‘My Wife’s An Angel!’

Second Guy Remarks, ‘You’re Lucky, Mine’s Still Alive.’

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Sent Angels To Watch Over You

Last Night I Sent An Angel To Watch Over You While You Were Sleeping

But It Came Back Early! So I Asked It Why?

It Said That Angels Don’t Watch Over Other Angels! 🙂

Good Morning


Greatest Gift

The Greatest Gift You Can Give To Someone Is Your Time,

Because When You Give Your Time, You’re Giving Them A Portion Of Life That You Never Get Back.

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If I Could Give You One Thing

If I Could Give You One Thing In Life,

I Would Give You The Ability To See Yourself Through My Eyes,

Only Then Would You Realize How Special You Are To Me.

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Terrorist Killing People & Donkey

Two Terrorists Having Discussion In A Bar

The Waiter Asks Them What The Discussion Was About?

Terrorist: We Are Planning To Kill 14 Thousand People And A Donkey..

Waiter: Why A Donkey?

Then One Terrorist Says To The Other,

“See I Told You Nobody Will Care About The 14 Thousand People”


I Was Fool When I Married You

After A Quarrel, A Wife Said To Her Husband,

“You Know, I Was A Fool When I Married You.”

The Husband Replied,

“Yes, Dear, But I Was In Love And Didn’t Notice.”

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