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Night Before Exams

Night Before Exams Is Like A Night Before Christmas.

You Can’t Sleep And Yet Hope For A Miracle.

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Agar Mobile Kharab Hojae

Mobile Kharab Hojae To Kehte Hain Bachon Ne Kiya Hai

Bachay Kharab Hojaen To Kehte Hain Mobile Ne Kiya Hai 😛

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Sher Aur Murghay Ki Dosti

Sher Or Murghay Ki Dosti Hogayi

Sher Ne Murghay Se Kaha: Koi Problem Ho To Darakht Pe Charh Kar Azan Dena, Me Ajaonga

Ek Din Geedar Ko Apni Taraf Ata Dekh Kar Murgha Darakht Pe Charh Gaya Aur Azan Di

Uske Baad Geedar Bola: Nechay Aao Namaz Perhte Hain

Murgha Bola: Ruk Jao Imam Sahab Aa Rahay Hain

Itne Me Sher Ko Aata Dekh Kar Geedar Bhaga

Murghay Ne Kaha: Imam Sahab Aa Gae Hain, Namaz To Perh Lo?

Geedar Bola: Ye Molvi Hamaray Firqay Ka Nahi Hai 😛

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Pathan Ke Liye Mushkil Sawal

1 Pathan Doosre Pathan Se:

Agar Tum Bata Do K Meri Tokri Me Kia Hai To Saray Anday Tere 😛

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Agar Tum Ye Bhi Bata Do K Kitne Hain, To 8 Ke 8 Anday Tere 😛

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Agar Tum Ye Bhi Bata Do K Kis Janwar Ke Hain To Wo Murghi Bhi Tumhari 😛

Doosra Pathan:

Yaara! Koi Ishara To Do, Buht Mushkil Sawal Hai…

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Ansoo Ponchne Walay To Buht Mil Jaengay

Ansoo Ponchne Walay To Buht Mil Jaengay

Laken NAAK Ponchne Wala Koi Nahi Milay Ga

Isliye Thand Me Apna Khayal Zaroor Rakhen 😛

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Ghar Se Nikalne Ki Dua

SHADI SE PEHLE:

Ya Allah! Apne Hifz-o-Amaan Me Rakhna

Ghar Atay Hoye: Ya Allah! Tera Shukr…

SHADI KE BAAD:

Ya Allah! Tera Shukr…

Ghar Me Dakhil Hotay Hoye: Ya Allah! Apne Hifz-o-Amaan Me Rakhna

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Hmm Ka Matlab

Finally Hmm Ka Matlab Pata Chal Gaya

Means: HAN MERI MAAN!!!

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Pathan Sheeshay Ke Saamne Beth Kar Perhta Tha

Pathan Sheeshay Ke Saamne Beth Kar Perhta Tha,

Kisi Ne Wajah Poochi To Bola Iski 3 Wajah Hain…

1. Revise Bhi Sath Sath Hojata Hai

2. Apne Ooper Nazar Bhi Rehti Hai

3. Combine Study Bhi Hojati Hai 🙂

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