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Jhoot Bolna Jaez Hai?

Molvi Sahab Se Sawal Kia Gaya:

Agar Begam Makeup Kar Ke Puchay: “Mein Kesi Lag Rahi Hun?” To Kia Jhoot Bolna Jaez Hai?

Molvi Sahb: Sharayi Hukum To Ye Hai “Khud Ko Halakat Main Mat Daalo”… Agay Apki Marzi Hai 😛

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Koi Meri Honay Wali Saas Ko Batae

Koi Meri Honay Wali Saas Ko Bata De

Mujhe Unke Betay Ki Buhut Yad Arahi Hai 🙁

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Shohar Ek Azeem Hasti

Shohar Wo Azeem Hasti Hai, Jisay Islam Ka Kuch Pata Ho Na Ho

Laken Ye Zaroor Pata Hota Hai Ke 4 Shadiyan Karna Uska Haq Hai 😀

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Night Before Exams

Night Before Exams Is Like A Night Before Christmas.

You Can’t Sleep And Yet Hope For A Miracle.

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Agar Mobile Kharab Hojae

Mobile Kharab Hojae To Kehte Hain Bachon Ne Kiya Hai

Bachay Kharab Hojaen To Kehte Hain Mobile Ne Kiya Hai 😛

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Sher Aur Murghay Ki Dosti

Sher Or Murghay Ki Dosti Hogayi

Sher Ne Murghay Se Kaha: Koi Problem Ho To Darakht Pe Charh Kar Azan Dena, Me Ajaonga

Ek Din Geedar Ko Apni Taraf Ata Dekh Kar Murgha Darakht Pe Charh Gaya Aur Azan Di

Uske Baad Geedar Bola: Nechay Aao Namaz Perhte Hain

Murgha Bola: Ruk Jao Imam Sahab Aa Rahay Hain

Itne Me Sher Ko Aata Dekh Kar Geedar Bhaga

Murghay Ne Kaha: Imam Sahab Aa Gae Hain, Namaz To Perh Lo?

Geedar Bola: Ye Molvi Hamaray Firqay Ka Nahi Hai 😛

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Pathan Ke Liye Mushkil Sawal

1 Pathan Doosre Pathan Se:

Agar Tum Bata Do K Meri Tokri Me Kia Hai To Saray Anday Tere 😛

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Agar Tum Ye Bhi Bata Do K Kitne Hain, To 8 Ke 8 Anday Tere 😛

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Agar Tum Ye Bhi Bata Do K Kis Janwar Ke Hain To Wo Murghi Bhi Tumhari 😛

Doosra Pathan:

Yaara! Koi Ishara To Do, Buht Mushkil Sawal Hai…

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Ansoo Ponchne Walay To Buht Mil Jaengay

Ansoo Ponchne Walay To Buht Mil Jaengay

Laken NAAK Ponchne Wala Koi Nahi Milay Ga

Isliye Thand Me Apna Khayal Zaroor Rakhen 😛

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