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Kia Le Ker Aye Thay, Kia Le Kar Jaoge?

Kia Le Ker Aye Thay,

Kia Le Kar Jaoge,

Mujhe SMS Na Karke,

Zalim Kitne Paise Bachaoge? 😛

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Wo Bachpan Ki Ameeri Na Janay Kahan Kho Gayi

Wo Bachpan Ki Ameeri Na Janay Kahan Kho Gayi,
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Jab Pani Main Hamaray Bhi Jahaz Chala Karte Thay 🙂

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Garmi Se Bachne Ka Wonderful Tareeka

Garmi Se Bachne Ka Wonderful Tareeka,
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Agar Pata Chalay To Mujhe Bhi Lazmi Batana 😛

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Garmi Aagayi Hai, Apna Khayal Rakhna

Garmi Aagayi Hai, Apna Khayal Rakhna

Pani Ziada Peena, Khana Kam Khana

Aur Sabse Zaroori Baat,

Apne Sir Ko Dhoop Se Bachana, Kyon K…

Bhoosay Me Jaldi Aag Lag Jati Hai 😀

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Fastest Means Of Communication

THREE Fastest Means Of Communication:

1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell A Woman 😛

Still Needs Faster?

Tell Her NOT To Tell Anyone 😛

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Aurat Ki Taqat Ka Andaza

Aurat Ki Taqat Ka Andaza Mard Ko Usi Din Laga Lena Chahiye,

Jab Wo Shadi Mein 500 Logon K Sath Usay Lene Jata Hai,

Aur Udhar Se Wo SHERNI Akeli Aati Hai 😛

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Bachpan Bhi Kia Ajeeb Cheez Tha Yar

Bachpan Bhi Kia Ajeeb Cheez Tha Yar,

Itna To Ham Apne Baap Se Nahi Darte Thay, Jitna ke..
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ALLAH BABA Se Darte Thay 😀

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Me Pi Kar Nahi Behakta, Usay Dekh Kar Behakta Hun

Me Pi Kar Nahi Behakta, Usay Dekh Kar Behakta Hun,

Itna Bata Sharab Haram Hui Ya Wo?
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Ami Ne Sun K Jawab Diya 😛

Sharab Haram Hai Aur Wo Haramzadi… Aur Tu Haram Khor Begherat!!!

Ab Uth Aur 5 Rupay Ka Hara Dhaniya Le Kr Aa…

Saray Romance Ki Watt Lag Gayi Yar 🙁

Ami Sabut Dhaniya Lana Hai Ya Pissa Hua?

Abay Kaminay.. HARA DHANIYA, HARA DHANIYA, HARA DHANIYA

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