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Jumma-tul-Mubarak Ki Dua

Jumma-tul-Mubarak ki Dua:

Allah Aapki Umer Lambi Kary
Allah Aapko Khush Rakhay
Allah Aapke Rizq Main Barkat De
Allah Aapki Har Murad Puri Karay
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Yaad Ho Gaya?

Chal Pakar Pyala or Pohanch Masjid Pe πŸ˜›

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Dada Ko Smile Deni Hai

Dadi: Putar Zara Ander Se Mere Daant To Le Aana?

Pota: Dadi Ji, Abhi To Roti Bhi Nahi Bani, Daanto Ka Kia Karengi?

Dadi: Putar, Roti Nahi Khani…

Tera Dada Naraz Hai – Usay SMILE Deni Hai πŸ™‚

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Bakra Zibah Karte Waqt Perhna Kia Hai?

Pathan Bakra Zibah Karne Laga To Confuse Hogaya Ke Perhna Kia Hai?

EK Lamha Sochne K Bad Churi Chalatay Hue Josh Se Bola:

INNA LILLAHI WA-INNA ILAEHI RAJEOOON!!!

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Agar Koi Acha Sa Msg Ho

Agar Koi Acha Sa Msg Ho To Usay Jaldi Se,
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Paper Per Likh Kar Almari Me Band Kar Do,
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Kahin Ghalti Se SEND Na Hojae… KANJOOS πŸ˜›

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Example of True Love

Boy: Mere Pass Apne Dost Jesi Car To Nahi,

Per Me Tumhe Apni Palkon Per Bitha Kr Ghumaon Ga

Mere Pass Us Jesi Bari Kothi To Nahi,

Per Me Tumhe Apne Dil Me Jagha Dunga

Mere Pass Us Jitne Paise To Nahi,

Per Me Tumhe Mehnat Mazdoori Kar K Khilaonga

Ab Batao Tumhe Kia Chahiye?

Girl: Tumhare Dost Ka Number πŸ™‚

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Mere Pass Apne Dost Jesi Car To Nahi

Boy: Mere Pass Apne Dost Jesi Car To Nahi,

Per Me Tumhe Apni Palkon Pe Bitha Kar Ghumaon Ga!!

Mere Pass Us Jesi Bari Kothi To Nahi,

Per Me Tumhe Apne Dil Me Basaon ga!!

Mere Pass Us Jitne Paisay To Nahi,

Per Me Tumhe Mehnat Mazdoori Kar Ke Khilaonga!!

Batao Tumhe Kia Chahiye?

Girl: TUMHARAY DOST KA NUMBER πŸ˜›

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Koi Aisa Kaam Jisse Sir Uncha Hoa Ho?

Dad: Aaj Tak Tumne Koi Aisa Kaam Kiya Hai

Jis Se Mera Sir Uncha Hua Ho?

Beta: 1 Bar Apke Sir Ke Nechay TAKIYA Lagaya Tha Na…

Bhool Gaye πŸ˜›

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Dear Computer User

Dear Computer User,

I Do Appreciate Your Kind Attitude Towards The Keys 0f Keyboard,

But 0ne Question…

Why Do You Press All Keys Softly But Hit Me With All Your Power?

Yours Sincerely,
‘ENTER’ Key!

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