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Memon Ne Arbi Ki Jaan Bachai

Ek Memon Ne Arbi Ko Khoon De Kr Uski Jaan Bachai,

Arbi Ne Usay MERCEDES Gift Kardi,

Kuch Din Bad Arbi Ko Phir Khoon Ki Zarurat pari,

Memon Ne Phir Khoon Diya,

Ab Ke Bar Arbi ne TILL WALAY LADOO Gift Kiye,

Memon (Ghussay Se): Mercedes Kyu Nahi Di?

Arbi: Munna!!! Ab Hamaray Ander Bhi Memono Ka Khoon Dor Raha Hai 😛

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Save Trees

Humans Are The Only Creature In This World Who Cut The Trees,

Make Paper From It,

And Then Write On It… SAVE TREES 😛

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Agar Apna DIMAGH Check Karna Ho

Agar Apna DIMAGH Check Karna Ho To COW Ke Samne Kharay Hojao…

Agar Cow Apke Pass Aye To Samaj Jaen Ke
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BHOOSA Hai 😛
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Aur Agar Chali Jae To Samaj jaen Ke
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KHALI Hai 😛

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Attractive Personality Tax

Govt. Ne Beautiful Girls & Handsome Boys Pe “Attractive Personality Tax” Laganay Ka Elan Kiya Hai

Hans Lo Hans Lo

Tumhen Kya Farq Perta Hai

Phans To Hum Gaye Na! 😛

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Dil Cheer Ke Dekh Tera Hi Naam Hoga

Wo Aaj Bhi Chaku Le Kar Mujhe Dhoond Rahi Hai,

Mene 1 Bar Ghalti Se Keh Diya Tha Ke,

Dil Cheer Ke Dekh Tera Hi Naam Hoga

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Koi To Bacha Lo????

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She Is Kidding

Teacher To Santa:

Isko Hindi Me Translate Karo “She Is Kidding”

Santa: “Wo Bachay De Rahi Hai” 🙂

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Females Never Listen Properly

Females Never Listen Properly:

Wife: I Lost My Keys Again!

Husband: It’s In Your Jeans.

Wife: Don’t Drag My Family Into This.

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Hathi Aur Choohay Ki Umar

Hathi Aur Choohay Ki Mulaqat Hoi,

Chooha: Tumhari Age Kitni Hai?

Hathi: 2 Years, Aur Tumhari?

Chooha: Age To Meri Bhi 2 Years Hai,

Laken Me Zara Beemar Sheemar Rehta Hon 😛

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