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Save Trees

Humans Are The Only Creature In This World Who Cut The Trees,

Make Paper From It,

And Then Write On It… SAVE TREES 😛

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Agar Apna DIMAGH Check Karna Ho

Agar Apna DIMAGH Check Karna Ho To COW Ke Samne Kharay Hojao…

Agar Cow Apke Pass Aye To Samaj Jaen Ke
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BHOOSA Hai 😛
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Aur Agar Chali Jae To Samaj jaen Ke
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KHALI Hai 😛

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Attractive Personality Tax

Govt. Ne Beautiful Girls & Handsome Boys Pe “Attractive Personality Tax” Laganay Ka Elan Kiya Hai

Hans Lo Hans Lo

Tumhen Kya Farq Perta Hai

Phans To Hum Gaye Na! 😛

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Dil Cheer Ke Dekh Tera Hi Naam Hoga

Wo Aaj Bhi Chaku Le Kar Mujhe Dhoond Rahi Hai,

Mene 1 Bar Ghalti Se Keh Diya Tha Ke,

Dil Cheer Ke Dekh Tera Hi Naam Hoga

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Koi To Bacha Lo????

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She Is Kidding

Teacher To Santa:

Isko Hindi Me Translate Karo “She Is Kidding”

Santa: “Wo Bachay De Rahi Hai” 🙂

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Females Never Listen Properly

Females Never Listen Properly:

Wife: I Lost My Keys Again!

Husband: It’s In Your Jeans.

Wife: Don’t Drag My Family Into This.

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Hathi Aur Choohay Ki Umar

Hathi Aur Choohay Ki Mulaqat Hoi,

Chooha: Tumhari Age Kitni Hai?

Hathi: 2 Years, Aur Tumhari?

Chooha: Age To Meri Bhi 2 Years Hai,

Laken Me Zara Beemar Sheemar Rehta Hon 😛

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Berozgari Ka Ehsas

Aansoo Tapak Aye Berozgari Ke Us Ehsas Per,

Jab Ami Ne Kaha!
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Beta Farigh Betha Hai… MATAR HI CHEEL DAY!!!

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