Funny SMS Archive

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Ghar Se Nikalne Ki Dua

SHADI SE PEHLE:

Ya Allah! Apne Hifz-o-Amaan Me Rakhna

Ghar Atay Hoye: Ya Allah! Tera Shukr…

SHADI KE BAAD:

Ya Allah! Tera Shukr…

Ghar Me Dakhil Hotay Hoye: Ya Allah! Apne Hifz-o-Amaan Me Rakhna

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Hmm Ka Matlab

Finally Hmm Ka Matlab Pata Chal Gaya

Means: HAN MERI MAAN!!!

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Pathan Sheeshay Ke Saamne Beth Kar Perhta Tha

Pathan Sheeshay Ke Saamne Beth Kar Perhta Tha,

Kisi Ne Wajah Poochi To Bola Iski 3 Wajah Hain…

1. Revise Bhi Sath Sath Hojata Hai

2. Apne Ooper Nazar Bhi Rehti Hai

3. Combine Study Bhi Hojati Hai πŸ™‚

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Aqal Mand Se Baat Karna

Aqal Mand Se Kuch Dair Baat Karna 1 Mahinay Tak Kitaben Perhne Se Behter Hai,

Laken
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Abhi Call Mat Karna… Me Office Me Hun πŸ˜›

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Dosti Ese Logon Se Karni Chahiye

Dosti Ese Logon Se Karni Chahiye Jo Dukh Me Sath Kharay Hon

Khushi Ke Moqay Per To “KHUSRAY” Bhi Nachnay Ajatay Hain πŸ˜€

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Aurton Aur Mardon Ka Husn

Aurten Rang Gora Karne Wali Cream, Facial Cleansing, Steam Aur 4,000 Kharch Karne Ke Bad Ja Kar Dekhne Ke Qabil Hoti Hain…

Mard Ek Dafa Saabun Se Moonh Dho Lein, 4 Din Lashkaray Nahi Jatay πŸ˜€

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Saadat Mand Shohar

Saadat Man Shohar Khanay Ke Bad Kabhi Tissue Paper Maang Kar Begam Ko Tang Nahi Karta,

Bulkay Saadgi Aur Sharafat Ke Sath
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PERDAY Se Hath Saaf Kar Leta Hai πŸ™‚

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Mobile Se Balance Khatam

Jab Mobile Se Balance Aur Rishton Se Pyar Khatam Hojata Hai,

Tab Log Game Khelna Shuru Kar Dete hain πŸ˜›

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