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Gulab Jamun

Dost: Tum Jamun K Darakht K Nechay Gulab Ka Poda Kyu Laga Rahay Ho?

Sardar: Takay Ye Dono Mil Kar Hamain GULAB JAMUN Den πŸ™‚

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Saalon Purani Narazgi Khatam Hojati Hai

Saalon Purani Narazgi Bhi 2 Minute Main Khatam Hojati Hai,

Bass Aglay Ko Apse Koi Kaam Hona Chahiye πŸ˜€

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Jumay Ki Namaz Me Chanda

Jumay Ki Namaz Me Doran-e-Khutba Chanday Ka Box Namaziyon Ke Agay Ghumaya Jaraha Tha,

Jab Box Mere Samne Pohncha to Mene Jaib Se Ek Purana Sa 10 Rupay Ka Note Nikal Kar Box Me Dal Diya,

Mere Pechay Bethay Ek Sahb Ne Mere Kandhay Per Thapki Di Aur 5000 Ka Note Mujhe Thama Diya,

Mene Wo Note Chanday Ke Box Me Dal Kar Baray Adab Se, Izzat Ke Sath Usay Jazak -Allah Kaha.

Usne Mere Kaan Me Aahista Se Kaha,

“Ehtiyat Kiya Karen, Ye Note Apki Jaib Se Gir Gaya Tha”

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Life Is All About Perspective

Life Is All About PERSPECTIVE.

The Sinking Of The TITANIC Was A Miracle To The LOBSTERS In The Ship’s KITCHENπŸ™‚

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Hirni Ka Gosht

Ek Aurat Ne Hirni Ka Gosht Pakaya,

Magar Apne Bachon Ko Uska Naam Nahi Bataya Ke Ye Gosht Kiska Ka Hai,

Aur Sirf Ye Ishara Diya Ke Ye Wo Hai Jo Tumharay Papa Mujhe Pyar Se Kehte Hain,

Achanak Ek Bacha Zor Se Bola: Oye Na Khaao, KHOTI PAKI HAI KHOTI πŸ˜€

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Sharab Aur Cigarette Per Lecture

Ek Sharabi Ko Police Ne Raat Ke 3 Bajay Pakar Liya

Police: Itni Raat Ko Kahan Jarahay Ho?

Sharabi: Me Sharab, Cigarette-Noshi Aur Unke Insani Jism Pe Perne Walay Buray Asraat Per Lecture Sunnay Jaraha Hun

Police: Ye To Achi Bat Hai Laken Is Waqt Lecture Dega Kon?

Sharabi: MERI BIWI πŸ˜€

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Qaatil Kise Kehte Hain?

Teacher: Qaatil Kise Kehte Hain?

Pathan: Nahi Pata

Teacher: For Example tumne Apne Baap Ko Jaan Se Mar Diya,

Ab Tum Kia Hoye?

Pathan: YATEEM πŸ™

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Machar Dani Aur Insan

Ghor Talab Sawal:

Namak Dani Me Namak Hota Hai,

Sabun Dani Me Sabun,

Chae Dani Me Chae,

Surma Dani Me Surma… To Phir,

MACHAR DANI Me INSAN Kyon Hota Hai, MACHAR Kyon Nahi? πŸ˜›

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