Funny SMS Archive

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There Was A Cold Day

Angraiz Urdu Me Darwaza Kholne Ko Kese Kahega?

Nahi Pata?

OK, Me Batata Hon.

“THERE WAS A COLD DAY”

Isko Tez Tez Perho, Khud Hi Samaj Jaoge 😀

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If You Don’t Have A Valentine

If You Don’t Have A Valentine On Valentine’s Day

Don’t Be Sad!

Many People Don’t Have AIDS on AIDS DAY As Well 😀

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Mere Ghar Se America Tak Road

Jin: Kia Hukum Hai Mere Aqa?

Insan: Mere Ghar Se America Tak Road Banao

Jin: Ye To Buht Mushkil Kaam Hai Mere Aqa 🙁

Insan: Acha, Meri Biwi Ko Meri Ko Mera Farman-Bardar Kardo

Jin: Road Single Banani Hai Ya Double?

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Chalte Chalte Yunhi Ruk Jata Hun Mein

Boy: Chalte Chalte Yunhi Ruk Jata Hun Mein,

Kehte Kehte Kahin Kho Jata Hon Mein,

Kia Yehi Pyar Hai?

Girl: Nahi, Ye Kamzori Hai Pagal, Mar Jaega, Drip Lagwa Le 😛

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Aaj Sunday Hai

Aaj Sunday Hai…
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Ye SMS 7 Logon Ko Send Karo, Insha Allah Kal Monday Hojaega 🙂
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Ignore Mat Karna, Warna…
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Persun Tuesday Hojaega 😛

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Shadi Kisi Aur Se Hojati To?

Wife: Tumne Kabhi Socha Hai Ke Agar Meri Shadi Kisi Aur Se Hojati To Kia Hota?

Husband: Nahi, Me Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Sochta 😛

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2 Apple Aur 3 Mehman

Teacher: Agar Tumhare Pass 2 Apple Hon Aur Tumhare Ghar 3 Mehman Ajaen To Tum Kia Karoge?

Sardar: Unke Janay Ka Intizar 😛

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A Woman Is Driving 1st Time On The Highway

A Woman Is Driving 1st Time On The Highway

Her Husband Calls & Says, “Be Careful, It Is Just Been On The Radio That Someone Is Driving Opposite To The Traffic On The Highway.”

She Replies, “Someone? These Rascals Are in Hundreds.”

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