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A Woman Is Driving 1st Time On The Highway

A Woman Is Driving 1st Time On The Highway

Her Husband Calls & Says, “Be Careful, It Is Just Been On The Radio That Someone Is Driving Opposite To The Traffic On The Highway.”

She Replies, “Someone? These Rascals Are in Hundreds.”

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Daant Nikalne Ke Kitne Paise?

Dentist: Aapka Daant Nikalna Parega.

Sheikh: Kitne Paise Lagengay?

Dentist: 500 Rupay

Sheikh: Ye Lo 50 Rupay… Thora Sa Dheela Kardo, Baqi Me Nikal Lunga 😛

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Shadi Se Pehle Duniya Ghoom Lo

Shadi Se Pehle Duniya Ghoom Lo,

Kyon Ke Shadi Ke Baad To Duniya Hi Ghoom Jati Hai 😀

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Apke Sawab Ka Khayal

Apke Behen Bhaiyon Ko Apke Sawab Ka Khayal Tabhi Ata Hai Jab Unho Ne Pani Peena Ho,

Yar Pani Pila De, SAWAB Mile Ga 🙂

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Aag Laganay Wali Cheez

Log Apni Motorcycle Se Khawateen Ko Petrol Pump Se Bahar Kyon Utar Detay Hain?

Kyon Ke Petrol Pump Ke Bahr Likha Hota Hai…

AAG LAGANAY WALI CHEEZ DOOR RAKHAIN 😀

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Zaroori Nahi Ke Apka Kutta Hi Wafadar Niklay

Zaroori Nahi Ke Apka Kutta Hi Wafadar Niklay,

Waqt Perne Per Apka Wafadar Bhi Kutta Nikal Sakta Hai 😛

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When I Clean My Room

When I Clean My Room…

1% Cleaning.

29% Complaining.

70% Playing With Stuff I Just Found 🙂

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Sardi Ka Ek Faida Hai

Sardi Ka Ek Faida Hai,
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Batao Kia?
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Socho, Socho…
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Sardi Ka Bas Ek Hi Faida Hai Ke,
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GARMI NAHI LAGTI 😛

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