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Apke Husband Aur Wife Kitne Fast Bhag Sakte Hain?

Aapki Wife Kitni Tez Bhag Sakti Hai?

Ye Dekhne Ke Liye Just Shout: Doodh Ubal Gayaaa!

Aapke Husband Kitne Tez Bhag Sakte Hain?

Ye Dekhne Ke Liye Just Shout: Phone Baj Raha Hai, Utha Lon Kia??? 🙂

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Zindagi Me Kabhi Koi Ghalti Hojae To Ghabrao Mat

Zindagi Me Kabhi Koi Ghalti Hojae To Ghabrao Mat,

Bas 2 Minute Apna Akhen Band Karo, Aur Ye Socho Ke…

ISKA ILZAM KIS PER LAGAYA JAYE…!!!

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Zindagi Me 2 Chezain Apna HAQ Samajh Kar Lena

Zindagi Me 2 Chezain Apna HAQ Samajh Kar Lena,

1. Sabzi Ke Sath Dhaniya
2. Samosay Ke Sath Chatni 🙂

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Apna Bacha Aur Doosre Ki Biwi

Apna Baccha Roye To Dil Me Dard Hota Hai,

Aur Doosre Ka Roye To Sir Me,

Apni Biwi Roye To Sir Me Dard Hota Hai,

Aur Doosre Ki Roye To Dil Me 🙂

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Tu, Tum and Aap

Whenever I Get Confused In Between Tu, Tum and Aap…

I Switch To English 🙂

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Popcorn Garam Tavay Per Uchaltay Kyon Hain?

Aapko Pata Hai Ke Popcorn Ko Garam Tavay Per Rakhne Per Wo Uchaltay Kyon Hain?
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Nahi Pata??
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Kabhi Khud Beth Kar Dekhna… Pata Chal Jaega 😛

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Aap Mujhe Rani Kyon Boltay Ho?

Wife: Aap Mujhe “Rani” Kyon Boltay Ho?

Husband: Kyun Ke “Nokrani” Lamba Hojata Hai 😛

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Baap Ke Paise Urata Hun

Lerki: Kia Job Kartay Ho?

Lerka: Pilot Hun

Lerki: Aww Really??

Lerka: Haan! Apne Baap Ke Paise Urata Hun 😛

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