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Quaid-e-Azam Ne Farmaya!

Quaid-e-Azam Ne Farmaya!

KAAM, KAAM AUR SIRF KAAM

Per Ye Bataya Hi Nahi Ke Konsa Kaam? 😛

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Free Services In Pakistan

We Have These Free Services In Pakistan!

– Uncle Stand Utha Len

– Aunty Dupatta Uper Kar Len

– Bhai Jan Light Band Kar Len

– Baji Chali Jayen, Kutta Kuch Nahi Kehta!

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Chuhay Aur Hathi Ki Love Marriage

Choohay Aur Hathi Ki Love Marriage Hoi,

Aglay Din Hi Hathi Mar Gaya,

Chooha: Wah Re Mohabbat, 1 Din Ka Pyar Mila,

Ab Sari Umar Qabar Khodnay Me Lag Jae Gi 🙁

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Jin Zulfon Ki Itni Tareef Ki Jati Hai

Jin Zulfon Ki Itni Tareef Ki Jati Hai,

Agar Wohi Zulfain Saalan Me Nikal Ayen To Itna Shor Kyon? 😛

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Sab Maslo Ka Hal

Hamaray Pass Sab Maslo Ka Hal Hota Hai,

Bas Masla Dusray Ka Hona Chahiye 😛

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Aqalmand Pathan

Helicopter k nechay 10 baloch aur 1 pathan rassi k sath latak rahy thy,

Pilot ne kaha wazan ziada hai kisi ek ko koodna parega!

Pathan ne kaha: Tum sab mere liye taliyan bajo, phir me rassi chor dunga.

Taliyan bajate hi sab baloch nechay gir paray

Pathan hans kr bola: Dimagh NASWAR se chalta hai, bari SHALWAR se nahi 😛

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Bechara Mard

BECHARA MARD!

Agar Aurat Per Hath Uthaye To Zalim, Aur Agar Aurat Se Maar Khae To Buzdil

Aurat Ko Kisi Ke Sath Dekh Kr Laray To Jealous, Aur Agar Chup Rahay To Be-Ghairat

Ghar Se Bahar Rahay To Awara, Aur Agar Ghar Me Rahay To Nakara

Bachon Ko Dantay To Zalim, Aur Na Dantay To La-Parwah

Aurat Ko Nokri Se Rokay To Shakki Mizaj, Aur Na Rokay To Biwi Ki Kamayi Khanay Wala

Man Ki Manay To Man Ka Chamcha, Aur Biwi Ki Sunay To Joru Ka Ghulam

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Mulk Ki Taraqi

Agar ham isi raftar se TARAQI krte rahay to..

Anqareeb 100 ka card load karane pe sirf JAZAK-ALLAH ka msg aya karega 🙂

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