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Kuch Taluqat Cheenk Ki Tarah Hotay Hain

Kuch Taluqat CHEENK Ki Tarah Hotay Hain,

Khatam Hotay Hi SHUKAR ALHAMDULILLAH Kehne Ko Dil Karta Hai 🙂

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Aaj Ke Daur Me Sabse Bari Qurbani

Aaj Ke Daur Me Sabse Bari Qurbani,
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CHARGING Se Apna Phone Utar Kar Kisi Dusre Ka Laga Dena Hai 😛

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Jisay Tum Pasand Karte Ho

GOLDEN WORDS!!!

Agar Tum Jisay Pasand Karte Ho, Usay Na Paa Sako To,
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LANAT HAI TUM PE!! 😛

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Falak Tak Chal Sath Meray

Uska Petrol Rastay Me Hi Khatam Hogaya…

Aur Kehta Hai,

Falak Tak Chal Sath Meray 😛

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Free Chocolate For Future Husband

Child To The Sales Girl in A Sweet Shop:

Will You Marry Me When I Grow Up?

Girl Smiled & Said: YES!

Child: Can You Give Your Future Husband A Free Chocolate? 🙂

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Difference Between Orange And Apple

What Is The Difference Between Orange & Apple?

Color of Orange is ORANGE

But

Color Of Apple Is Not APPLE 😛

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Daughters Are Always Special

You Can Always Call Your Daughter “BETA

But You Cannot Call Your Son “BETI

That’s Why DAUGHTERS Are Always SPECIAL 🙂

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Beti Ke Wazan Ke Barabar Gold

Boy: Aap Apni Beti Ki Shadi Mujhse Kar Den,

Me Apko Uske Wazan Ke Barabar GOLD Dunga!!

Sheikh: Mujhe Kuch Waqt Do?

Boy: Sochne Ke Liye?

Sheikh: Nahi, Usay KHILA PILA KER MOTA KARNE KE LIYE 😛

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