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Mazaq Ki Aadat

Shadi K Baad:

Shohar: Tumhari Ami Ki Mazaq Karne Ki Aadat Nahi Gayi

Biwi: Kia Kaha Ami Ne?

Shohar: Aaj Mujhse Puch Rahi thi, Meri Beti Se Shadi Kar Ke Khush To Ho Na? 😛

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Jab Apni Biwi Se Pyar Honay Lagay

Jab Apni Hi Biwi Se Pyar Honay Lagay, To Samaj Jao…
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Burhaapa Agaya Hai 😀

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Shadi Ke Bad Biwi Ka Badalna

Shadi Ke Bad Biwi Ka Badalna:

1 Saal Bad: Me Ne Kaha Ji, Khana Kha Lijiye, Aapne Kafi Dair Se Kuch Nahi Khaya

2 Saal Bad: Jee, Khana Laga Dun?

3 Saal Bad: Khana Ban Chuka Hai, Jab Khana Ho To Bata Dena

4 Saal Bad: Khana Bana Kr Rakh Diya Hai, Me Paroson Ke Han Jarahi Hun

5 Saal Bad: Me Kehti Hon Mujhse Khana Nahi Bane Ga, Buht Thak Gayi Hun

6 Saal Bad: Jab Dekho Khana, Khana… Abhi Subha Hi To Khana Khaya Tha?

7 Saal Bad Se Ta Umar: Me Kitni Dair Se Puch Rahi Hun – Khana Tyar Hua Ke Nahi? 😛

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Talaq Karwane Ke Itne Paise?

Wakeel: Talaq Karwane Ke 10 Hazar Rupay Lunga

Shohar: Pagal Hogia Hai Kia? Molvi Ne To Sirf 1 Hazar Rupay Me Nikah Karwa Dia Tha?

Wakeel: Dekh Liya Na Phir Sastay Ka Anjaam 😛

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Mere Ghar Se America Tak Road

Jin: Kia Hukum Hai Mere Aqa?

Insan: Mere Ghar Se America Tak Road Banao

Jin: Ye To Buht Mushkil Kaam Hai Mere Aqa 🙁

Insan: Acha, Meri Biwi Ko Meri Ko Mera Farman-Bardar Kardo

Jin: Road Single Banani Hai Ya Double?

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Allah Ki Raah Me Kharch Karo

Hazrat Mohammad (S.A.W.W.) Ne Farmaya:

Tum Jo Kuch Bhi Allah Ki Raza Ke Liye Kharch Karoge Us Per Tumhe Zaroor Ajr Milay Ga,

Hatta Ke Us Luqmay Per Bhi Jo Tum Apni Biwi Ke Munh Me Dalo Ge.

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Shadi Kisi Aur Se Hojati To?

Wife: Tumne Kabhi Socha Hai Ke Agar Meri Shadi Kisi Aur Se Hojati To Kia Hota?

Husband: Nahi, Me Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Sochta 😛

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Shadi Se Pehle Duniya Ghoom Lo

Shadi Se Pehle Duniya Ghoom Lo,

Kyon Ke Shadi Ke Baad To Duniya Hi Ghoom Jati Hai 😀

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