Husband / Wife SMS Archive

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Shadi Ke Baad Bhi Shadi Ka Shoq

Me Un Mardon Me Se Nahi Hon, Jo Shadi Ke Baad Badal Jatay Hain

Shadi Se Pehle Bhi Mujhe Shadi Ka Shoq Tha,

Aur Shadi Ke Baad Bhi Mujhe Shadi ka Shoq Hai 🙂

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Biwiyan Bhi Taliban Ki Tarah Hoti Hain

Biwiyan Bhi Taliban Ki Tarah Hoti Hain

Na To Unse Kamyab Muzakraat Ho Sakte Hain,

Aur Na Hi Unke Khilaf Koi Operation Kia Ja Sakta Hai 🙁

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Free Chocolate For Future Husband

Child To The Sales Girl in A Sweet Shop:

Will You Marry Me When I Grow Up?

Girl Smiled & Said: YES!

Child: Can You Give Your Future Husband A Free Chocolate? 🙂

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Nakhray Apni Maa Ko Dikhana

Beta: Ye Kia Aaj Phir Karela?

Maa: Ye Nakhray Apni BIWI Ko Dikhana!

Beta: OK, De Do 🙁
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Shohar: Ye Kia Aaj Phir Karela?

Biwi: Ye Nakhray Apni MAA Ko Dikhana!

Shohar: OK, De Do 🙁

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Aaj Khana Bahar Khatay Hain

Shohar: Aaj Khana Bahar Khatay Hain

Biwi: Khushi Se! Thik Hai, Me Jaldi Se Tyar Ho Kr Aati Hon!

Shohar: Thik Hai, Me Jab Tak Sehen Me Chatayi Bichata Hon

… Tum Khana Le Kar Ajao 😛

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Mard Jo Sulook Aurton Se Shadi Se Pehle Karte Hain

Mard Jo Sulook Aurton Se Shadi Se Pehle Karte Hain,

Agar Wohi Sulook Shadi Ke Baad Karen To Kabhi Koi Talaq Hi Na Ho

Aur Aurten Jo Sulook Mardon Se Shadi Ke Baad Karti Hain,

Agar Wohi Sulook Shadi Se Pehle Karain To Duniya Me Kabhi Koi Shadi Hi Na Ho

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Aurat Ki Taqat Ka Andaza

Aurat Ki Taqat Ka Andaza Mard Ko Usi Din Laga Lena Chahiye,

Jab Wo Shadi Mein 500 Logon K Sath Usay Lene Jata Hai,

Aur Udhar Se Wo SHERNI Akeli Aati Hai 😛

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Females Never Listen Properly

Females Never Listen Properly:

Wife: I Lost My Keys Again!

Husband: It’s In Your Jeans.

Wife: Don’t Drag My Family Into This.

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