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Pathan Sheeshay Ke Saamne Beth Kar Perhta Tha

Pathan Sheeshay Ke Saamne Beth Kar Perhta Tha,

Kisi Ne Wajah Poochi To Bola Iski 3 Wajah Hain…

1. Revise Bhi Sath Sath Hojata Hai

2. Apne Ooper Nazar Bhi Rehti Hai

3. Combine Study Bhi Hojati Hai 🙂

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Qaatil Kise Kehte Hain?

Teacher: Qaatil Kise Kehte Hain?

Pathan: Nahi Pata

Teacher: For Example tumne Apne Baap Ko Jaan Se Mar Diya,

Ab Tum Kia Hoye?

Pathan: YATEEM 🙁

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Aqalmand Pathan

Helicopter k nechay 10 baloch aur 1 pathan rassi k sath latak rahy thy,

Pilot ne kaha wazan ziada hai kisi ek ko koodna parega!

Pathan ne kaha: Tum sab mere liye taliyan bajo, phir me rassi chor dunga.

Taliyan bajate hi sab baloch nechay gir paray

Pathan hans kr bola: Dimagh NASWAR se chalta hai, bari SHALWAR se nahi 😛

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Bakra Zibah Karte Waqt Perhna Kia Hai?

Pathan Bakra Zibah Karne Laga To Confuse Hogaya Ke Perhna Kia Hai?

EK Lamha Sochne K Bad Churi Chalatay Hue Josh Se Bola:

INNA LILLAHI WA-INNA ILAEHI RAJEOOON!!!

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Pathan Aaina Dekh Kar Sochnay Laga

Pathan Aaina Dekh Kar Sochnay Laga:

Yara! Isko Kahin Dekha Hai?

Thori Dair Sochnay Ke Bad Bola:

Oh Han, Yad Aya! Ye To Wohi Hai Jo Us Din Mere Sath Baal Katwa Raha Tha.

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Ae Eid Ke Chaand, Kyon Karta Hai Molviyon Ko Pareshan

Ae Eid K Chaand!

Kyun Karta Hai Tu Molviyon Ko Pareshan,

Tujhe Dekhne Ke Liye Be-Chain Hain Mufti Muneeb Ur Rehman,

Tujhe Dekh Nahi Patay Poray Pakistan Ke Insan,

Magar Na Jane Kahan Se Dhond Lete Hain Tujhe PESHAWAR KE PATHAN 🙂

“ADVANCE EID MUBARAK”

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2 Rotiyan Kha li, Ab Kia Bacha?

Teacher: 2 Me Se 2 Nikle To Kia Bacha?

Pathan: Ham Ko Sawal Samaj Nahi Aya

Teacher: Tumhare Pass 2 Rotiyan Thi, Tumne Dono Rotiyan Kha Li…

Ab Tumharay Pass Kia Bacha?

Pathan: Saalan!!!

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Pathan Janazay K Sath

Ek Janaza Ja Raha Tha, Buhut Log Sath Ja Rahay Thay,

1 Pathan Bhi Janazay K Sath Mil Gaya

Kisi Ne Kaha “Kalma-e-Shahadat”

Pathan Bola: “ZINDA BAAD”

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