Pathan SMS Archive

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Pathan Ka Namaz Ke Liye 2 Bar Wuzoo

Pathan Namaz Perhne Gaya Aur 2 Bar Wuzoo Kiya,

Kisi Ne Pucha Bhai 2 Bar Wuzoo Kyon Kiya?

Pathan: Agar Ek Toot Gaya To Doosra Kaam Aye Ga 🙂

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Pathan Aur Sardar Pani Pene Gaye

Pathan Aur Sardar Pani Pene Gaye To Glass Ulta Para Hoa Tha,

Sardar: Iska To Mun Hi Band Hai?

Pathan: Han Dekho! Neechay Se Bhi Toota Hoa Hai.

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2 Pathano Ne Ghoray Khareeday

Do Pathano Ne Do Ghoray Khariday

1st Pathan Bola Kion Na Un Per Koi Nishani Laga Len!

2nd Pathan: Theek Hai Mein Apne Ghoray Ki Dum Kaat Deta Hoon

Doosre Din Dekha To Ksi Ne Dosre Ghoray Ki Dum Bhi Kaat Di Thi

Doosri Nishani K Liye Ek Pathan Ne Apne Goray Ki Ek Ankh Nikal Di

Doosre Din Phir Kisi Ne Dosray Ghoray Ki Bhi Aankh Nikal Di

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Pathan Double-Decker Bus Mein

Pathan London Me Double-Bus Me Betha, Conductor Ne Usay Ooper Bhej Diya.

Pathan Bhag Kar Neechay Wapas Aya Aur Bola,

“Marwaega Kia? Ooper To Driver Hi Nahi Hai?”

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Pathan Ki Shadi

Lerki: Meri Ammi Ko Tum Buhut Pasand Aaye Ho

Pathan Sharmatay Hoye: Kuch Bhi Ho Per Hum Shadi Tum Se Hi Karega, Ammi Se Nahi!!!

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Pathan Ko Bird Flu Hogaya

Teacher: Kal Tum School Kyon Nahi Aye Thay?

Pathan: Mujhe Bird Flu Hogaya Tha

Teacher: Ye To Murghiyon Ki Beemari Hai

Pathan: Apne Mujhe Insan Chorha Hi Kab Hai,

Roz Murgha Bana Deti Hain.

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Ye Konsa Station Hai?

Ek Lady Train Se Utri, Ek Pathan Se Pucha Ye Konsa Station Hai?

Pathan Ne Socha… Socha… Socha… Socha… Socha…

Phir Bola: “Baji Ye Railway Station Hai”

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Wah Re Pathan Teri Shaan

Ghar Mein 1 Boond Pani Nahi Naam SAMUNDAR KHAN

Pura Mahina Nahata Nahi Naam GULAAB KHAN

Height 2ft Ki Naam BULAND KHAN

Her Jurm Main Shamil Naam SHARAFAT KHAN

Khoon Dekh Kar Bhagta Hai Naam BAHADUR KHAN

Jaib Main 1 Paisa Nahi Naam DAULAT KHAN

Wah Re Pathan Teri Shaan…

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