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Gulab Jamun

Dost: Tum Jamun K Darakht K Nechay Gulab Ka Poda Kyu Laga Rahay Ho?

Sardar: Takay Ye Dono Mil Kar Hamain GULAB JAMUN Den 🙂

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2 Apple Aur 3 Mehman

Teacher: Agar Tumhare Pass 2 Apple Hon Aur Tumhare Ghar 3 Mehman Ajaen To Tum Kia Karoge?

Sardar: Unke Janay Ka Intizar 😛

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Konsa Chicken Khaen Ge?

Pappu Hotel Me Gaya Aur Chicken Order Kiya,

Waiter: Sir! Konsa Chicken Laon, French, Italian, Chinese Ya Pakistani?

Pappu: Jo Marzi Le Aao! Mene Konsa Uske Sath Baten Karni Hain 😛

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Sardar Ki Aakhri Khwahish

Sardar Ko Phansi Ki Saza Hui

Judge: Tumhari Koi Aakhri Khwahish?

Sardar: Meri Jagha Tussi Latak Jao..!!! 😀

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She Is Kidding

Teacher To Santa:

Isko Hindi Me Translate Karo “She Is Kidding”

Santa: “Wo Bachay De Rahi Hai” 🙂

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Answer Ki Starting

In Exam Hall A Girl To Santa: Mujhe Bas Is Ans Ki Starting Bata Do

Baki Main Likh Lungi

Santa Ne Dhyan Se Idhar Udhar Dekha,

Fir Dhire Se Bola: “The”

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Dariya Main Dahee

Ek Dariya Ke Kinaray 2 Sardar Chammach Se Dariya Main Dahee Daal Rahay Thay,

Pathan Ne Dekha To Pucha: Khoocha Ye Kia Kar Rahay Ho?

Sardar: Hum Lassi Bana Rahay Hain,

Pathan: Oye Pagal Ka Bacha Log Isiliye Tum Per Lateefay Banatay Hain,

Itna Lassi Tumhara Baap Piye Ga?

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Hypnotize Kisay Kehte Hain?

Husband: Hypnotize Karna Kisay Kehte Hain?

Wife: Kisi Ko Apnay Control Main Kar K

Us Say Apni Marzi K Kaam Karwanay Ko Kehtay Hain,

Husband: Chal Jhooti Usay Tou Shadi Kehte Hain!!!

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