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Naaray Ko English Me Kia Kehte Hain?

Teacher: NAARAY Ko English Me Kia Kehte Hain?

Student: P.H.D.

Teacher: Kia Matlab?

Student: Pajama Holding Device 😛

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Wahi To Hai Jo Nizaam-e-Hasti Chala Raha Hai

When My Teacher Says: Tumhe Is Cheez Ka Jawab Nahi Pata? Tum Yahan Tak Pohanch Kese gaye?

Me: Wahi To Hai Jo Nizaam-e-Hasti Chala Raha Hai! 🙂

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She Is Kidding

Teacher To Santa:

Isko Hindi Me Translate Karo “She Is Kidding”

Santa: “Wo Bachay De Rahi Hai” 🙂

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2 Rotiyan Kha li, Ab Kia Bacha?

Teacher: 2 Me Se 2 Nikle To Kia Bacha?

Pathan: Ham Ko Sawal Samaj Nahi Aya

Teacher: Tumhare Pass 2 Rotiyan Thi, Tumne Dono Rotiyan Kha Li…

Ab Tumharay Pass Kia Bacha?

Pathan: Saalan!!!

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Small Get Together

Beta: Papa Kal School Main Ek Small Get Together hai, Chaloge?

Father: Small Get Together Kia Hota hai?

Beta: Aray Kuch Nahi, Only You, Me and Principal 🙂

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Career Songs

1. When In College:
Hum Honge Kaamiyaab, Hum Honge Kaamiyaab Ek Din…..

2. When Giving Interview To Multi National Company:
Tu Hi Re.. Too Hi Re ….Tere Binaaa Main Kaise Jiyunn….

3. Waiting For Interview Result:
Intehaa Ho Gai Intzaarki.. Aayinaaa Kuch Khabar Mere Yaarki …

4. Just Joined:
Too Cheez Badi Hai Mast Mast…..

5. After Some Time:
Ye Kahaan Aa Gaye Hum??

6. After Some More Time:
Naa Koyi Umang Hai, Naa Koyi Tarang Hai, Meri Jindagi Ek Kati Pathang Hai

7. Floating The Resume:
Kabootar Ja Ja Ja… Kabootar Ja Ja Ja… Pehele Pyar Ki Peheli Chitthi…

8. Finally When You Don’t Get A Better Offer Any Longer:
Jeena Yehaan, Marna Yehaan Iske Siwa Jaana Kahaa…!!!

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Why I Don’t Study

My Mom Asked Me Why Don’t You Study The Whole Year & Study Only During Exams ??

I Replied… Kyunki Lehron Ka Sukoon Sabhi Ko Pasand Hai Lekin,

Tufano Me Kashti Nikalne Ka Maza Hi Kuch Aur Hai…

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Din Raat Facebook/TV

Din Raat Facebook/TV/Phone Ki Wajah Se

10th Ke Exam Me Fail Hone Par Papa Ne Sirf Itna Kaha Ki
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“BIG BOSS” Chahte Hai Ki Aap Ghar Se Nikal Jaye…!!!

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