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Me Apko Kesa Lagta Hon?

Bacha: Miss Main Apko Kaisa Lagta Hoon..???

Miss: Soooo Sweet….

Bacha: To Phir Main Apne Parents Ko Aap Ke Ghar Kab Bhejun..???

Miss: Wo Kyun…???

Bacha: Taki Wo Humari Baat Karain…

Miss: Kya Bakwas Hai…???

Bacha: Tution Parhney Ke Liye…

Miss Aap Bhi Na TV Dekh Dekh Ke Kharaab Ho Gai Hain!!!

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Answer Ki Starting

In Exam Hall A Girl To Santa: Mujhe Bas Is Ans Ki Starting Bata Do

Baki Main Likh Lungi

Santa Ne Dhyan Se Idhar Udhar Dekha,

Fir Dhire Se Bola: “The”

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A Teacher

TEACHER: Harold, What Do You Call A Person Who Keeps On Talking When People Are No Longer Interested?

HAROLD: A Teacher

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Prayers Before Eating

TEACHER: Now, Simon, Tell Me Frankly, Do You Say Prayers Before Eating?

SIMON: No Sir, I Don’t Have To, My Mom Is A Good Cook!

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George Washington Chopped Down The Tree

TEACHER: George Washington Not Only Chopped Down His Father’s Cherry Tree,

But Also Admitted It. Now, Louie, Do You Know Why His Father Didn’t Punish Him?

LOUIS: Because George Still Had The Axe In His Hand!!!

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Best Advices For Students

Best Advices For Students

1. Kabhi Top Na Karo Warna Log Tum Se Jalne Lagen Ge

2. Hamesha Late Clas Me Jao Is Tarha Hr Teachr Tmhe Yad Rakhe Ga

3. Agr Cheating Ka Chanc Ho To Kabhi Parh Kr Na Jao

4. Zyada Parhny Se Time Ziaya Hota Hy Or Time Zaya Krna Gunah Hay

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Teacher Aur Machar

Maa: Aaj School Se Itni Jaldi Aagaye?

Son: Machar Maara To Teacher Ne Class Se Nikal Diya,

Maa: Aisa Kyon?

Son: Machar Teacher K Gaal Per Betha Tha!!!

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Pathan Ko Bird Flu Hogaya

Teacher: Kal Tum School Kyon Nahi Aye Thay?

Pathan: Mujhe Bird Flu Hogaya Tha

Teacher: Ye To Murghiyon Ki Beemari Hai

Pathan: Apne Mujhe Insan Chorha Hi Kab Hai,

Roz Murgha Bana Deti Hain.

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