Student SMS Archive

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My Teacher

Lady Teacher Ne “My Teacher” Par 10 Lines Likhne Ko Kaha.

Thodi Der Bad Ek Student Ne Uthkar Pucha

Madam, “Mast Chhamiya” Ko English Me Kya Kahte Hain..?

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Past, Present & Future

Teacher Asks His Student To Give Example Of Three Sentence In The (Past, Present And Future)

Student : I Saw Your Daughter Yesterday (Past)

We Are In Love Now (Present)

And We Will Run Away Tomorrow (Future)

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Baray Ho Kar Kia Karoge?

Teacher: Tum Baray Hokar Kya Karoge ?

Student: Shaadi

Teacher: Nahi, Mera Matlab Hai Kya Banoge?

Student: Dulha

Teacher: Oho, I Mean Baray Ho Kar Kya Hasil Karoge?

Student: Dulhan

Teacher: IDIOT Mera Matlab Baray Ho Kar Mummy Papa K Liye Kya Karoge?

Student- Bahu Laaunga

Teacher: Stupid Tumhare Papa Tumse Kya Chahte Hai?

Student: Pota

Teacher: Oh GOD, Tumhari Zindagi Ka Kya Maksad Hai?

Student: Hum 2 Humare 2

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Mahawron Ka Sahi Isitimal

Bagh Bagh Hona
Mery Abo Zamen Per Ghas Laga Rhy Hian Mujhy Umeed Hai Woh Kuch Dino Main Bagh Bagh Hoajygi

Ghorey Bech Kar Sona
Imran Ney Apney Ghorey Bech Kar Sona Ley Liya

Khon K Ghont Pena
Dracula Hamesha Khon K Ghont Peta Hai

Dum Daba K Bhagna
Main Akser Billi Ki Dum Daba K Bhag Jata Hoon

Dal Na Galna
Meri Ami Sey Kabhi Bhi Mash Ki Dal Nahi Galti

Ankhain Dekhana
Akram Ney Kal Doctor Ko Apni Ankhain Dekhain

Apney Gireban Main Jhankna
Nazir Ney Apney Gireban Main Jhank K Dekha To Uss Ki Banyan Phati Thi

Aab Aab Hona
Mera Chota Bhai Akser Raat Ko Aab Aab Ho Jata Hai

Bhai Chara
Tanveer Ney Dukan Per Ja Kar Kaha, Bhai! Chara To Dey Doh

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Bachay Mann K Sachay

Bachay Kitnay Sachay Hotay Hain…

Maa : Beta Kya Kar Rahay Ho?
Beta : Parh Raha Hon

Maa : Excellent! Kya Parh Rahay Ho?
Beta : Girl Friend K Messages…

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Sheela Ki Jawani

Dad Caught His Son Watching Sheela Ki Jawani Song,

Dad: Perh Le Beta! Sheela To Exams K Baad Bhi Jawan Rahegi!!!

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Say NO To Exams

It Takes 15 Trees To Produce The Amount Of Paper That We Use To Write One Exam

Join Us In Promoting The Noble Cause Of Saving Trees

SAY NO TO EXAMS!!!

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