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A Woman Is Driving 1st Time On The Highway

A Woman Is Driving 1st Time On The Highway

Her Husband Calls & Says, “Be Careful, It Is Just Been On The Radio That Someone Is Driving Opposite To The Traffic On The Highway.”

She Replies, “Someone? These Rascals Are in Hundreds.”

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Me Dhakka Laga Dun?

Ek Aadmi Kharay Kharay Chaabi Se Apna Kaan Khuja Raha Tha,

Doosra Admi Thori Dair Tak Dekhne Ke Baad Pass Ja Kar Bola,

Bhai Sahab! Agar Aap Start Nahi Horahay To Me Dhakka Laga Dun? 😀

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Example of True Love

Boy: Mere Pass Apne Dost Jesi Car To Nahi,

Per Me Tumhe Apni Palkon Per Bitha Kr Ghumaon Ga

Mere Pass Us Jesi Bari Kothi To Nahi,

Per Me Tumhe Apne Dil Me Jagha Dunga

Mere Pass Us Jitne Paise To Nahi,

Per Me Tumhe Mehnat Mazdoori Kar K Khilaonga

Ab Batao Tumhe Kia Chahiye?

Girl: Tumhare Dost Ka Number 🙂

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Memon Ne Arbi Ki Jaan Bachai

Ek Memon Ne Arbi Ko Khoon De Kr Uski Jaan Bachai,

Arbi Ne Usay MERCEDES Gift Kardi,

Kuch Din Bad Arbi Ko Phir Khoon Ki Zarurat pari,

Memon Ne Phir Khoon Diya,

Ab Ke Bar Arbi ne TILL WALAY LADOO Gift Kiye,

Memon (Ghussay Se): Mercedes Kyu Nahi Di?

Arbi: Munna!!! Ab Hamaray Ander Bhi Memono Ka Khoon Dor Raha Hai 😛

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