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Doctor’s Prescription For You

Doctor’s Prescription For You!

A Cute Little Smile For Breakfast,

More Laughs For Lunch,

Lots Of Happiness For Dinner,

Doctor’s Fee?

An SMS When You’re Free 🙂

:: Good Morning ::

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Mechanic & Heart Surgeon

A Mechanic Was Removing The Engine Parts From A Motorcycle,

When He Saw A Famous Heart Surgeon In His Shop He Called The Surgeon & Said:

“Look At This Engine, I Opened Its Heart, Took The Valves Out, Repaired & Put Them Back.

So Why Do I Get Such A Small Salary & You Get Huge Sum?”

The Doctor Smiled And Came Close To His Ear And Said,

TRY THE SAME WHEN THE ENGINE IS RUNNING!!!

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Luck Comes in Any Shape

1 Admi Ka Gala Khrab Tha

Wo Raat 3 Baje Doctor K Ghar Gya

Dard Ki Waja Se Boht Aahista Se Bola: Doctor Hai?

Doctor Ki Biwi Us Se Bhi Aahista Se Boli:

Nahi Hai, Aajao!!!

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Doctor Ki Shadi

Doctor Ki Shadi Is Tarha Honi Chahiye K Doctor Hi Ki Shadi Nazar Aye,

Ubtan Ki Jaga Polyfax
Or
Mehendi Ki Jaga Iodex Istimal Ki Jaye,

Barat
Ambulance Me Aye
Or
Nikah Hospital Me Ho,

Tasveeron Ki Jaga
X-Ray Liya Jaye
Or
Kya Khoob Ho Agar Khanay Me
Vitamin C Or B K Tablets Hon,

Mehmanon Ko Tea Ya Cold Drinks Ki Jga
O.R.S Diya Jaye
Or
Dulhay K Galay
Me Haar Ki Jaga
Stethoscope Latkaya Jaye

Maza To tab aae Jab
Doctor Nikah K Bad Bole:

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NEXT. :

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Mahawron Ka Sahi Isitimal

Bagh Bagh Hona
Mery Abo Zamen Per Ghas Laga Rhy Hian Mujhy Umeed Hai Woh Kuch Dino Main Bagh Bagh Hoajygi

Ghorey Bech Kar Sona
Imran Ney Apney Ghorey Bech Kar Sona Ley Liya

Khon K Ghont Pena
Dracula Hamesha Khon K Ghont Peta Hai

Dum Daba K Bhagna
Main Akser Billi Ki Dum Daba K Bhag Jata Hoon

Dal Na Galna
Meri Ami Sey Kabhi Bhi Mash Ki Dal Nahi Galti

Ankhain Dekhana
Akram Ney Kal Doctor Ko Apni Ankhain Dekhain

Apney Gireban Main Jhankna
Nazir Ney Apney Gireban Main Jhank K Dekha To Uss Ki Banyan Phati Thi

Aab Aab Hona
Mera Chota Bhai Akser Raat Ko Aab Aab Ho Jata Hai

Bhai Chara
Tanveer Ney Dukan Per Ja Kar Kaha, Bhai! Chara To Dey Doh

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Teesri Biwi

Doctor: Aap Bilkul Meri Teesri Biwi Ki Tarha Lag Rahi Hain…

Lerki: Oh Really? Kitni Beewiyan Hain Apki?

Doctor: 2

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