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Pathan Sheeshay Ke Saamne Beth Kar Perhta Tha

Pathan Sheeshay Ke Saamne Beth Kar Perhta Tha,

Kisi Ne Wajah Poochi To Bola Iski 3 Wajah Hain…

1. Revise Bhi Sath Sath Hojata Hai

2. Apne Ooper Nazar Bhi Rehti Hai

3. Combine Study Bhi Hojati Hai 🙂

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Aaj Sunday Hai

Aaj Sunday Hai…
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Ye SMS 7 Logon Ko Send Karo, Insha Allah Kal Monday Hojaega 🙂
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Ignore Mat Karna, Warna…
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Persun Tuesday Hojaega 😛

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Hayo Rabba! Tussi So Gaye?

Hayo Rabba! Tussi So Gaye?

Inni Jaldi?

Ek Mint Ruko.. Mainu Good Night Te Bolan Deo Ji

GOOD NIGHT JI

O Tussi Chaho To Sweet Dreams Bhi Dekh Lena 🙂

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Koi Aisa Kaam Jisse Sir Uncha Hoa Ho?

Dad: Aaj Tak Tumne Koi Aisa Kaam Kiya Hai

Jis Se Mera Sir Uncha Hua Ho?

Beta: 1 Bar Apke Sir Ke Nechay TAKIYA Lagaya Tha Na…

Bhool Gaye 😛

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Bittu: A Hot Girl

A Boy Went To Drop Aunti

Aunti – Raat Ho Gayi Hai, Bittu Ke Pass So Jao.

Boy – Anti Sofe Per So Jaunga.

NEXT MORNING

A HOT Girl Came To Give Him Tea,

Boy – Aap Kaun Ho?

Girl – I Am Bittu & You?

Boy – ULLU KA PATHA!!!

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Prayers Before Eating

TEACHER: Now, Simon, Tell Me Frankly, Do You Say Prayers Before Eating?

SIMON: No Sir, I Don’t Have To, My Mom Is A Good Cook!

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George Washington Chopped Down The Tree

TEACHER: George Washington Not Only Chopped Down His Father’s Cherry Tree,

But Also Admitted It. Now, Louie, Do You Know Why His Father Didn’t Punish Him?

LOUIS: Because George Still Had The Axe In His Hand!!!

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Ae Dost Tu Bhi Shayari Kar

Ae Dost Tu Bhi Likha Kar Shayri

Meri Tarah Tera Bhi Naam Ho Jayega

Log Phenke Gy Anday Tamatar

To Raat Ki Sabzi Ka Intizaam Ho Jayega…

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