Girlfriend Archive

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Example of True Love

Boy: Mere Pass Apne Dost Jesi Car To Nahi,

Per Me Tumhe Apni Palkon Per Bitha Kr Ghumaon Ga

Mere Pass Us Jesi Bari Kothi To Nahi,

Per Me Tumhe Apne Dil Me Jagha Dunga

Mere Pass Us Jitne Paise To Nahi,

Per Me Tumhe Mehnat Mazdoori Kar K Khilaonga

Ab Batao Tumhe Kia Chahiye?

Girl: Tumhare Dost Ka Number 🙂

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Mujhe Maaf Karna, Mene Tumse Ek Baat Chupayi Thi

BOY: Mujhe Maaf Karna,

Maine Tumse Chupaya Tha Ke Meri Mangni Ho Chuki Hy

GIRL: Aray Koi Baat Nahi,

Chalo Aj Main Tumhen Apne BACHON Se Milwati Hoon

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Always Have Two Girlfriends

A Solid Reason For Having Two Girl Friends At One Time:

Monopoly Is Always Damaging & Competition Improves Service!

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I Am Rich

Boy: Hi
Girl: What?

Boy: How Are You?
Girl: Do I Know You?

Boy: I’m Rich…
Girl: Oh!! I’m Layla 18 Years Old! Do U Wanna Go Out?
And BTW I Like Your Hair…

Boy: My Name Is Rich, And Yours??
Girl: Sorry I Don’t Talk To Boys!!!

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Mujhe Miss Kar Rahay Hogay?

Larki: Mein Ne Socha Tum Miss Kar Rahe Hoge, Call Karlun

Larka: Aray Abhi To Thori Dair Pehle Hamari Baat Hoi Thee?

Larki: Oh Shit! Sorry Ghalti Se Dubara Tumhara Number Mila Diya

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Boys Are Always Idiot

If Girl Is In Love

Her Parents Ask: Who Is That Idiot?

If Boy Is In Love

His Parents Ask: Idiot, Who Is That Girl?

Moral: No Matter Whoever Is In Love, Boys Are Always Idiots!!

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Aasman Bhi Ro Para

Us Waqt Meri Halat Dekh Kar Aasman Bhi Ro Para,

Jab Lerkiyon Ke Numbers Se Bhari Huyi SIM Gum Ho Gayi!!!

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Bachay Mann K Sachay

Bachay Kitnay Sachay Hotay Hain…

Maa : Beta Kya Kar Rahay Ho?
Beta : Parh Raha Hon

Maa : Excellent! Kya Parh Rahay Ho?
Beta : Girl Friend K Messages…

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