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Mere Ghar Me Keeray Makoray Nahi Hain

Ek Boorhi Aurat Ne Darbar-E-Khilafat Me Shikayat Ki Ke

“Mere Ghar Me Keeray Makoray Nahi Hain”

Khalifa Ne Uske Ghar Ka Pata Puch Kar Ye Keh Kar Rukhsat Kar Diya K Tumhari Shikayat Door Kardi Jae Gi.

Aurat Ke Janay Ke Baad Khalifa Ne Hukum Diya,

“Is Aurat Ke Ghar Pohnchne Se Pehle Iska Ghar Khajoor, Shehd Aur Anaaj Se Bhar Do”.

Kyon Ke “Jis Ghar Me Khanay Ko Kuch Na Ho Us Ghar Me Keeray Makoron Ka Kia Kaam?”

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Kuch Baten Jinse Allah Sakht Naraz Hotay Hain

KUCH BATEN JINSE ALLAH SAKHT NARAZ HOTAY HAIN

1. Aulad, Khas Kar Beti Ko Gali Dena
2. Dil Me Bughz Rakhna
3. Mehman Ko Dekh Kar Moonh Banana
4. Azaan K Waqt Kaam Me Masroof Rehna
5. Maa Baap Ki Aqal Ko Kosna
6. Namaz Ke Bad Dua Na Mangna
7. Dastarkhwan Me Baten Karna
8. Kharay Hokar Pani Peena
9. Wuzoo Ki Halat Me Kuft Ke Alfaz Ada Karna

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Saadat Mand Shohar

Saadat Man Shohar Khanay Ke Bad Kabhi Tissue Paper Maang Kar Begam Ko Tang Nahi Karta,

Bulkay Saadgi Aur Sharafat Ke Sath
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PERDAY Se Hath Saaf Kar Leta Hai 🙂

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Hirni Ka Gosht

Ek Aurat Ne Hirni Ka Gosht Pakaya,

Magar Apne Bachon Ko Uska Naam Nahi Bataya Ke Ye Gosht Kiska Ka Hai,

Aur Sirf Ye Ishara Diya Ke Ye Wo Hai Jo Tumharay Papa Mujhe Pyar Se Kehte Hain,

Achanak Ek Bacha Zor Se Bola: Oye Na Khaao, KHOTI PAKI HAI KHOTI 😀

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Shadi Ke Bad Biwi Ka Badalna

Shadi Ke Bad Biwi Ka Badalna:

1 Saal Bad: Me Ne Kaha Ji, Khana Kha Lijiye, Aapne Kafi Dair Se Kuch Nahi Khaya

2 Saal Bad: Jee, Khana Laga Dun?

3 Saal Bad: Khana Ban Chuka Hai, Jab Khana Ho To Bata Dena

4 Saal Bad: Khana Bana Kr Rakh Diya Hai, Me Paroson Ke Han Jarahi Hun

5 Saal Bad: Me Kehti Hon Mujhse Khana Nahi Bane Ga, Buht Thak Gayi Hun

6 Saal Bad: Jab Dekho Khana, Khana… Abhi Subha Hi To Khana Khaya Tha?

7 Saal Bad Se Ta Umar: Me Kitni Dair Se Puch Rahi Hun – Khana Tyar Hua Ke Nahi? 😛

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Jin Zulfon Ki Itni Tareef Ki Jati Hai

Jin Zulfon Ki Itni Tareef Ki Jati Hai,

Agar Wohi Zulfain Saalan Me Nikal Ayen To Itna Shor Kyon? 😛

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Konsa Chicken Khaen Ge?

Pappu Hotel Me Gaya Aur Chicken Order Kiya,

Waiter: Sir! Konsa Chicken Laon, French, Italian, Chinese Ya Pakistani?

Pappu: Jo Marzi Le Aao! Mene Konsa Uske Sath Baten Karni Hain 😛

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Nakhray Apni Maa Ko Dikhana

Beta: Ye Kia Aaj Phir Karela?

Maa: Ye Nakhray Apni BIWI Ko Dikhana!

Beta: OK, De Do 🙁
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Shohar: Ye Kia Aaj Phir Karela?

Biwi: Ye Nakhray Apni MAA Ko Dikhana!

Shohar: OK, De Do 🙁

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