Mother Archive

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Hmm Ka Matlab

Finally Hmm Ka Matlab Pata Chal Gaya

Means: HAN MERI MAAN!!!

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A Mother Thinks Twice

A Mother Always Thinks TWICE!

Once For Herself And Once For Her Child.

~ Happy Mothers Day ~

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Maut Ke Farishta Aur Man Ki Zindagi

Ek Raat Me Apne Kamre Me So Raha Tha K Aahat Se Meri Ankh Khuli, Samne Dekha To Maut Ka Farishta Khara Tha.

Me Ne Ghabra Ke Pucha, Yahan Kese?

Malik-Ul-Maut Ne Kaha, Teri Maan Ko Lene Aya Hon.

Me Ghabra Gaya, Ankh Nam Hogayi,

Mene Kaha Ek Soda Karte Hain, Mujhe Le Jao Aur Meri Maan Ki Zindagi Baksh Do?

Malik-Ul-Maut Muskraya Aur Kaha

“Lene To Tujhe Hi Aya Tha, Per Tujhse Pehle Teri Maan Ne Soda Kar Liya Hai”

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Me Pi Kar Nahi Behakta, Usay Dekh Kar Behakta Hun

Me Pi Kar Nahi Behakta, Usay Dekh Kar Behakta Hun,

Itna Bata Sharab Haram Hui Ya Wo?
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Ami Ne Sun K Jawab Diya 😛

Sharab Haram Hai Aur Wo Haramzadi… Aur Tu Haram Khor Begherat!!!

Ab Uth Aur 5 Rupay Ka Hara Dhaniya Le Kr Aa…

Saray Romance Ki Watt Lag Gayi Yar 🙁

Ami Sabut Dhaniya Lana Hai Ya Pissa Hua?

Abay Kaminay.. HARA DHANIYA, HARA DHANIYA, HARA DHANIYA

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Berozgari Ka Ehsas

Aansoo Tapak Aye Berozgari Ke Us Ehsas Per,

Jab Ami Ne Kaha!
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Beta Farigh Betha Hai… MATAR HI CHEEL DAY!!!

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Bachpan Me Dil Torne Wala Lamha

Bachpan Me Sabse Ziada Dil Torne Wala Lamha Wo Hota Hai,

Jab Ami Kehti Hain:

Mehmano Ne Jo Pesay Diye Hain… Wo Mujhe De Do Shabash!

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You Promised To Behave

Mom: You Promised To Behave?

Kid: Yes Mom!

Mom: And I Promised To Punish You If You Didn’t?

Kid: Yes, But Since I Broke Mine, You Don’t Have To Keep Yours!!! 😛

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Always Love Your Mother

Sakht Garmi Ki Waja se Jism se Paseena Behta Hai

Main ne Jub Ye Paseena Apni Biwi K Dupaty se Puncha To Us Ne Kaha:

Dupatta Ganda Na Kro

Jub Main ne Paseena “MAA” k Dupaty se puncha to “MAA” ne Kaha:

Ye Dupata Ganda hai Main Tujhe Saaf Deti Hun

“Always Love Your Mother”

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