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Shadi Ke Baad Bhi Shadi Ka Shoq

Me Un Mardon Me Se Nahi Hon, Jo Shadi Ke Baad Badal Jatay Hain

Shadi Se Pehle Bhi Mujhe Shadi Ka Shoq Tha,

Aur Shadi Ke Baad Bhi Mujhe Shadi ka Shoq Hai πŸ™‚

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Beti Ke Wazan Ke Barabar Gold

Boy: Aap Apni Beti Ki Shadi Mujhse Kar Den,

Me Apko Uske Wazan Ke Barabar GOLD Dunga!!

Sheikh: Mujhe Kuch Waqt Do?

Boy: Sochne Ke Liye?

Sheikh: Nahi, Usay KHILA PILA KER MOTA KARNE KE LIYE πŸ˜›

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Mard Jo Sulook Aurton Se Shadi Se Pehle Karte Hain

Mard Jo Sulook Aurton Se Shadi Se Pehle Karte Hain,

Agar Wohi Sulook Shadi Ke Baad Karen To Kabhi Koi Talaq Hi Na Ho

Aur Aurten Jo Sulook Mardon Se Shadi Ke Baad Karti Hain,

Agar Wohi Sulook Shadi Se Pehle Karain To Duniya Me Kabhi Koi Shadi Hi Na Ho

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Aurat Ki Taqat Ka Andaza

Aurat Ki Taqat Ka Andaza Mard Ko Usi Din Laga Lena Chahiye,

Jab Wo Shadi Mein 500 Logon K Sath Usay Lene Jata Hai,

Aur Udhar Se Wo SHERNI Akeli Aati Hai πŸ˜›

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Aisa Waqt Jab Koi Kisi Ko Nahi Janta

Wo Konsa Waqt Hota Hai Jab,

Bhai Bhai Ka Nahi Rehta,

Beta Baap Ko Nahi Pehchanta,

Maa Beti Ko Bhool Jati Hai,

Beta Maa Ka Nahi Rehta…??

Ans: Jab Sindhi Ki Shadi Me Awaz Aati Hai,

“Acho Mani Lagi Wai” πŸ™‚

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Example of True Love

Boy: Mere Pass Apne Dost Jesi Car To Nahi,

Per Me Tumhe Apni Palkon Per Bitha Kr Ghumaon Ga

Mere Pass Us Jesi Bari Kothi To Nahi,

Per Me Tumhe Apne Dil Me Jagha Dunga

Mere Pass Us Jitne Paise To Nahi,

Per Me Tumhe Mehnat Mazdoori Kar K Khilaonga

Ab Batao Tumhe Kia Chahiye?

Girl: Tumhare Dost Ka Number πŸ™‚

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Shadi Shuda Doston Ke Liye Ek Khoobsurat Baat

Shadi Shuda Doston Ke Liye Ek Khoobsurat Baat

Biwi Agar Ghussa Karne Lagay To Usko Sirf Itna Keh Do,

Burhapay Me To Ghussa Aa Hi Jata Hai πŸ˜›

Aenda Ghussa Karne Se Pehle Ek Bar Soche Gi Zaroor

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Shadi Ke Baad Bhi Pyar Karne Ka Waada

Wife: Tum To Kehte Thay Ke Shadi Ke Baad Bhi Mujhse Buht Pyar Karogay?

Husband: Mujhe Kya Pata Tha Ke Tumhari Shadi Mujhse Hi Ho Jayegi πŸ˜›

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