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Aaj Se Tum Meri Zeenat Ho

Dulha: Aaj Se Tum Meri Zeenat Ho, Tabassum Ho, Tamanna Ho

Dulhan Sharma Ker Boli: Aaj Se Aap Bhi Mere Arif Ho, Tariq Ho, Irfan Ho, Ali Ho, Rizwan Ho 😀

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Gadha Aur Malik Ki Beti

Ek Gadha Doosre Gadhay Se: Yar Mera Malik Mujhe Buhut Marta Hai 🙁

Dusra Gadha: To Phir Tum Bhag Kyon Nahi Jatay?

Bas Yar Malik Ki Ek Pyari Si Beti Hai,

Wo Jab Bhi Shararat Karti Hai To Malik Kehta Hai:

Me Tumhari Shadi Kisi Gadhay Se Karaonga

Bas Isi Umeed Me Betha Hon 🙂

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Shadi Ke Dosre Din

Shaadi Ke Dosre Din Beti Apni Maa Se: “Aaj Meri Unse Larai Hogai.”

Maa: Beti Shaadi Mein Jhagray To Hotay Rehte Hain.

Beti: “Wo To Theek Hai Par Ab Laash Ka Kiya Karein?”

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Tum Meri Zindagi Ho

Wife: Aaj Koi Aisi Baat Kaho, Ke Main Khush Bhi Ho Jaon Aur Naraz Bhi,
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Husband: Tum Meri Zindgi Ho, Aur Mujhe Lanat Hai Aisi Zindgi Par!!!

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Me Apko Kesa Lagta Hon?

Bacha: Miss Main Apko Kaisa Lagta Hoon..???

Miss: Soooo Sweet….

Bacha: To Phir Main Apne Parents Ko Aap Ke Ghar Kab Bhejun..???

Miss: Wo Kyun…???

Bacha: Taki Wo Humari Baat Karain…

Miss: Kya Bakwas Hai…???

Bacha: Tution Parhney Ke Liye…

Miss Aap Bhi Na TV Dekh Dekh Ke Kharaab Ho Gai Hain!!!

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Pathan Ki Shadi

Lerki: Meri Ammi Ko Tum Buhut Pasand Aaye Ho

Pathan Sharmatay Hoye: Kuch Bhi Ho Per Hum Shadi Tum Se Hi Karega, Ammi Se Nahi!!!

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Unmarried Hone Ka Faida

Unmarried Hone Ka Sabse Bara Faida Kia Hai?
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Aap Bed K Dono Taraf Se Utar Sakte Hain!!!

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Hypnotize Kisay Kehte Hain?

Husband: Hypnotize Karna Kisay Kehte Hain?

Wife: Kisi Ko Apnay Control Main Kar K

Us Say Apni Marzi K Kaam Karwanay Ko Kehtay Hain,

Husband: Chal Jhooti Usay Tou Shadi Kehte Hain!!!

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