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Doctor Ki Shadi

Doctor Ki Shadi Is Tarha Honi Chahiye K Doctor Hi Ki Shadi Nazar Aye,

Ubtan Ki Jaga Polyfax
Or
Mehendi Ki Jaga Iodex Istimal Ki Jaye,

Barat
Ambulance Me Aye
Or
Nikah Hospital Me Ho,

Tasveeron Ki Jaga
X-Ray Liya Jaye
Or
Kya Khoob Ho Agar Khanay Me
Vitamin C Or B K Tablets Hon,

Mehmanon Ko Tea Ya Cold Drinks Ki Jga
O.R.S Diya Jaye
Or
Dulhay K Galay
Me Haar Ki Jaga
Stethoscope Latkaya Jaye

Maza To tab aae Jab
Doctor Nikah K Bad Bole:

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Baray Ho Kar Kia Karoge?

Teacher: Tum Baray Hokar Kya Karoge ?

Student: Shaadi

Teacher: Nahi, Mera Matlab Hai Kya Banoge?

Student: Dulha

Teacher: Oho, I Mean Baray Ho Kar Kya Hasil Karoge?

Student: Dulhan

Teacher: IDIOT Mera Matlab Baray Ho Kar Mummy Papa K Liye Kya Karoge?

Student- Bahu Laaunga

Teacher: Stupid Tumhare Papa Tumse Kya Chahte Hai?

Student: Pota

Teacher: Oh GOD, Tumhari Zindagi Ka Kya Maksad Hai?

Student: Hum 2 Humare 2

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Iftari Me Shadi Ki Dua

Larki Iftari K Wqt Shadi K Liye Dua Mangty Hoye Sharma Gai Kahne Lgi.
Ae Khuda Main Apne Liye Kuch Nhin Mangti Bus Meri Ammi Ko 1Khubsurat Dammad De De.
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Dua Qabool Hue Aur.
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Us Ki Choti Behan Ki Shadi Ho Gai.
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Moral:
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Iftari Ki Duaon Me Fankari Nahin Krni Chahiye.

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